When an issue comes up at the last minute that delays our Deployment, and I’m all like…

When I have to call my Manager to let him know that the deployment’s delayed, and he’s all like…

When I copy a client on an Internal Email

When I’m asked to put a deck together for a prospective client

When I meet another Consultant at the airport

When I’m told to get my ducks in a row and all I can think is

When I get extended on a project and my Director promises he’s trying to roll me off, and I’m all like…

When a new Client signs our SOW and I’m told that they are empowering me to own the workstream

When I show up to a meeting unprepared and my Manager looks over at me

When I’m staffed on a project of all men, and all I hear is…