When I’m asked when the last time I spent a whole week at home, and I’m all like…

When I’m staffed on a Project in the South during August and it’s 105 degrees with 100% humidity

When I’m trying to contact a coworker who’s working from home, and they don’t respond to any of my texts, emails or IMs…

When the Project Manager pulls me aside to help them put a Project Plan together, and I’m all like… 

When I have to fly on a day with lots of leisure travelers, and I’m all like…

When the weeks traveling begin to run together, and I get off the plane on Monday

When I show up at the Client after a full night of boozing and am expected to sit in back-to-back meetings

When the Gate Agent announces that boarding will begin in a few moments, and everyone at the gate is like…

When the Client asks for a detailed report of all my expenses