When we present our findings and recommendations to the Client and they’re all like…

When in the span of 2 weeks, I’m told I’m going to be put on 4 separate projects and each one falls through

When I send something to my Managing Director and he sends it back completely red-lined like it’s bleeding

When I’m staffed on a “local’ project and the Client is a 2 hour drive away from me

When I’m asked to crank out a Client proposal over the weekend and no one looks at it for 2 weeks

When the guy next to me gives me a blank stare as the Flight Attendant brings me my 5th drink

When the Client asks “Who’s going to pay for this?” and Soulja Boy is all like…

When we haven’t hit our numbers for this year, and the Senior Leadership wants us to step it up 

When my Manager asks me if I got his voicemail Saturday, and I’m all like…

When I can see the end of a project for a terrible client, and they’re all like…