When I’m waiting for a conference call to start and the hold music is simply magical

When I have to listen to my Managing Director tell the same [insert repetitive story here] to my coworkers, the Client, everyone at the hotel, and to me over and over again.. and I’m all like…

When a new Analyst is put on my project expecting to do amazingly interesting things… and their first job is to consolidate the team’s rough notes into meeting minutes

When my flight’s cancelled due to a storm, and it looks like I may have to stay the weekend and I’m all like…

When my Managing Director uses  boiling the ocean, synergies, and penetrate in the same sentence

When I’m onsite at the Client and my coworker suggests going to a fast food restaurant for dinner

When I have to fly over a holiday with all the leisure travelers and I don’t get upgraded

When my work wife leaves consulting for industry, and on her last day she’s all like…

When I become paranoid in my hotel room after watching too much Law and Order: SVU and can’t have the shades open