When I have to work all weekend, and Sunday night I reflect back on how little of a life I have
When I don’t take the last standby seat on the final flight of the night and I turn to my stranded coworker and say “We ride together, we die together …
When I randomly get asked out for drinks by someone at the Client site in front of my team, and we’re all like…
When I’m in a window seat and the guy in the aisle expects me to step over him, and I feel like he should tip me after
When a former Client tells us there’s potential work in the new year and my Managing Director is all like…
When the Hotel screws up and issues the same room to both my coworkers, who are both named Patel….
When I doze off before push-back, and the stewardess wakes me up to make sure my phone is on air-plane mode
When I’m back in my small hometown for the holidays and everyone tries to relate
When Sr Management tells our practice to start penetrating our Clients and I’m sitting here like…
Getting Drunk In First Class 