When a cute guy locks eyes with me across the first class cabin
When I wake up alone on Valentine’s Day and wonder if the only chocolate I’ll receive will be the Nutella at the Delta Sky Club
…but then my Delta Diamond status gets me upgraded to first class
When I’m not traveling for a week and try to catch up on home repairs…
When I receive my bonus/pay raise which represents the late nights, 90% travel, and weekends spent in the office and I’m all like…
When my main source of meeting someone goes terribly wrong, and I’m all like…
When I’m unstaffed so given a menial tedious task and 5 hours in I’m all like…
When we’re in an important Client meeting and the millennial on our team is constantly on their iPhone
When I forget my headphones on a Monday flight, and I’m all like…
Getting Drunk In First Class 