
Author Archives: drunkinfirstclass1

When the woman at the Sky Club asks how recently the wine has been opened, and I lean in and say to her…
When I finish a big client dinner and I’m trying not to die
When the Client sends back our SOW cutting our rates in half, and they’re all like…

When my Sr. Partner jumps into a conversation about how my weekend went and I’m all like

When I have to talk to HR and in my head I’m all like…

When the new class of Analysts starts at my firm and they’re all like… *scoff scoff*

When I’m silent on an entire conference call but drop some serious knowledge on everyone at the end, and someone asks who just spoke

When HR gets involved in in my life and they’re all like…

When the guy next to me is watching Archer and he’s all like

