
Author Archives: drunkinfirstclass1
When I take the red-eye back home with calls starting at 7am, and in the morning I wish I was like…

When I leave the W Hotel with massive quantities of Bliss products

When I fly to another location instead of home for the weekend and have to pack 2 weeks worth of clothes in a carry-on and I’m all like

When I get to the Delta Sky Club on Thursdays after a long week and take the first sip of my delicious cocktail…

When my new Analyst rear-ends someone and causes us to miss multiple Client meetings, and I’m all like…

When the Client’s city is 20 degrees colder than my home, and I don’t pack accordingly

When I wake up at 330 AM, take a 6 AM flight, rent a car, and drive to the site… and I still beat the Client into the office

When I geek out on Fridays in the office because I see people I haven’t seen in months

When my coworker rejoins consulting after grad school and they’re all like…
