
Author Archives: drunkinfirstclass1
When my Analyst is consistently is late to the Hotel lobby in the mornings

When an Analyst over dinner mentions how Rachet and Basic all the Tinder girls are in the Client’s city, and the Sr. Partner is all like…

When my flight’s wifi isn’t working and I have to send out a crucial deliverable

When I work all weekend due to a last minute Client emergency and Monday morning they don’t need it anymore

When I try to be healthy on the road, but instead I’m all like…

When I walk to my desk at the Client on Monday and find a nameplate with my name on it

When my Analyst kills a pitch by jumping in and voicing “his opinion” and afterwards I’m all like

When I’m told that my next project is Staff Aug, and I’m all like…

When people find out how much I travel for work, and they always ask
